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Monday, May 30, 2005 Recently,like five days ago,i watched this comedy video that my fren introduced.Oh god it was way funny mans...i was laughin my ass off the first time i watched it.Basically,the video shows this guy,Russell Peter(an indian),yeahh i think you guys heard of him huh..well so he just goes to the stage and tell jokes for the whole entire video!!(it last 45mins)his jokes were not exactly funny if not for his tone and sound effect!!yupp.i'll tell share you guys some of his jokes..first scene,he talks about why indians cant do business with chinese,reason?Indians cant live without a bargain while chinese cant live with a bargain!!so one day russell passed by a chinese shop selling some cool bags,russell thought of buying one so he asked. Russell:hey how much is it? shop owner:35 daollars(in a damn funny cantonese-english accent) Russell:35 dollars?!?!?!?give me 30 shop owner:Nooooooooooooo.......(low tone) shop owner:Noooo...i sell you thirty daollars tomm you come my shop close down! Russell:okie then give me a bargain,i dun want to buy that for 35 dollars. shop owner:okie you give me one sec i talk to my wife,one sec. (and he shout some funny canotese language to his wife then comes back) shope owner:okie,you seem like nice guy,i give you best price thirty-four fifty Russell:but hey that's 50cents man! shop owner:50 cents alot o' money!you save 50 cent here,then maybe you go to another stall you save another 50 cent,you got 1 daollar!!then you use your daollar and go to the 1$shop you buy other things!!!! Russell:you noe wad forget it!!!(in a wad-the-hell tone) shop owner:hey!be a man do the right thing!maybe you dun want to buy the bag now but later you walk one round and come back saying hey!i want to get it for 34.50 and i say nooooooo!just now you dunw ant to buy now you come back price go up to 40 daollars!be a man do the right thing! And all teh audience starts laughing!!the way he act out this scene was way funny!!you guys should go download it and watch it for yourselve to understand the humour in it.yeahh.the webbie is www.math-society.com after that click on russell peter its about 60plus mb.yupp.enjoy the show!!=)god bless! {xoxo}
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